New Year Resolutions
First of all a very very happy new year to all...
Though I am not a resolution kind of a person,( I cannot even fulfill the resolution of waking up at 8 the next morning), I decided this year it would be different.. As a start, before the new year I resolved to make resolutions. Now 8 days into the new year, it is high time i fulfilled my resolution of making new year resolutions this year.. So here it goes.. ( dont know how many will be fulfilled)
1. Start jogging and watching my weight.. At the rate which I am going, my parents will not recognize me when I go home next
2. Start getting serious about my career - I have already developed plans... I will start a sofware company and siphon off 10000 crores in 10-15 years... So easy to get rich nowadays..
3. Get a girlfriend, preferably Asin - Any of you guys have her number???
4. Start making New-month resolutions - why stop at new year ones??
5. Learn how to cook - Only Maggi and tea will get me nowhere in the future. What if Asin doesn't know how to cook??
6. Go on a tour - preferably J&K with friends...
7. Blog every 2-3 days - in short be less lazy...
8. Put wacky quotes every day on my gmail and orkut status message...
9. To be happy always
and the list goes on....
Wish me luck guys....
College started this monday, so back to the grind.. Had an interesting incident on the train journey... (this habit of putting more than 1 full stop has really stuck to me......)
Had an old couple of about 60-65 years on the seat opposite me... I call them the "Farting Couple". I have never seen anyone more unapologetic about farting, seemed like it was their birthright.. The old guy even had a special seating position wherein he could pass noxious poisonous gases with more efficiency. The 1-2 hours after dinner, I had a towel around my nose.. And to think of it, I was dreaming of meeting some cute girl on the train when I boarded..
Then there was the "Formula One Snorter". He was on the side seat. It was like sitting besides Schumacher's car.. and there were 2-3 assistant snorters with lesser decibel levels nearby.. Together they created a symphony of sorts.. FFrrrrr...... Fadfadfadafad.... FFFrrrrr...Fadfadafad...... FFFFFFFrrrrrrrrr........
This symphony along with the nerve gas made this trip an unforgettable one...
Till Next Time
Sarath
Though I am not a resolution kind of a person,( I cannot even fulfill the resolution of waking up at 8 the next morning), I decided this year it would be different.. As a start, before the new year I resolved to make resolutions. Now 8 days into the new year, it is high time i fulfilled my resolution of making new year resolutions this year.. So here it goes.. ( dont know how many will be fulfilled)
1. Start jogging and watching my weight.. At the rate which I am going, my parents will not recognize me when I go home next
2. Start getting serious about my career - I have already developed plans... I will start a sofware company and siphon off 10000 crores in 10-15 years... So easy to get rich nowadays..
3. Get a girlfriend, preferably Asin - Any of you guys have her number???
4. Start making New-month resolutions - why stop at new year ones??
5. Learn how to cook - Only Maggi and tea will get me nowhere in the future. What if Asin doesn't know how to cook??
6. Go on a tour - preferably J&K with friends...
7. Blog every 2-3 days - in short be less lazy...
8. Put wacky quotes every day on my gmail and orkut status message...
9. To be happy always
and the list goes on....
Wish me luck guys....
College started this monday, so back to the grind.. Had an interesting incident on the train journey... (this habit of putting more than 1 full stop has really stuck to me......)
Had an old couple of about 60-65 years on the seat opposite me... I call them the "Farting Couple". I have never seen anyone more unapologetic about farting, seemed like it was their birthright.. The old guy even had a special seating position wherein he could pass noxious poisonous gases with more efficiency. The 1-2 hours after dinner, I had a towel around my nose.. And to think of it, I was dreaming of meeting some cute girl on the train when I boarded..
Then there was the "Formula One Snorter". He was on the side seat. It was like sitting besides Schumacher's car.. and there were 2-3 assistant snorters with lesser decibel levels nearby.. Together they created a symphony of sorts.. FFrrrrr...... Fadfadfadafad.... FFFrrrrr...Fadfadafad...... FFFFFFFrrrrrrrrr........
This symphony along with the nerve gas made this trip an unforgettable one...
Till Next Time
Sarath
posted by Sarath | Thursday, January 08, 2009
17 Comments:
asin.. haha... aaa omanakutti's number is 0484 - cochin code.. then followed by a 6 digit number
lol :P :P
asin fan huh :P
good luck wid ur new year/month resolutions :P
hehhe.. crazy! :D
esp the asin ones! goodluck boss!
i HAVE to do something about my weight too :( ... god knows how and when and where! :/
hehhe... new year resolutions! hmm..
all the best..
word verification: splingm
sounds like ramalingam
asin ka number nahi hai ..tatto delete ho gaya mera :P
and farting couple :O LOL
and ekkkksssss ..chi chi !!
I have Asin's no.
U first give me Katrina's.
Priyanka's will also do. Kaam chala lunga :P
hahahahahahaha..asin?? like urv m goin to demand a number in exchange too..get me ranbir's no. n i'll get u asin's address too! :)
@ chriz
thanks for the std code... at least it is a start
@ mads
I have broken one resolution, now itself... its been more than 3 days since the last post..
@ bhai
best of luck for your weight
@ abhinav
raju ban gaya fraudman
@ peter
Photo to lee hogi asin ki???
@ urv
first you will have to show some proof that u indeed have asin's no. How can I part with katrina's no. so easily? I have to answer to her
@ Trinaaa
Ranbir's no. is difficult to get.. Whenever I ask deepika for it, she becomes defensive...
Asin... LOL :D
Well written... Keep going :)
lol...hehe
what a journey..aai haii
preferably Asin?? nai mile toh doosra option ready rakhna..
wow...your writing is truly enjoyable....love the way you cracked me up :)
Well I share some of your resolutions there......:)
First time here....will keep coming :)
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