Back after a "HI-A-Tussss"
For the small number of people who read my Blog occasionally, sorry for the long absence.. Have been quite busy the last 15-20 days and was kinda addicted to movies in the spare time. But I have come out of that and am ready to write something truly beautiful, romantic, meaningful and breath taking.. Sorry Strike that out, as usual I will only write crappy, meaningless and uninspiring stuff.
For that matter, I have decided to ban such words as beautiful, inspiring etc from the comment box also.. People who comment with such words haven't really read my blog.
Have been receivin some strange friend requests lately on Orkut. One sample
Name "/-\$@()$%^3"
"Hi, I am cool, sexy and liking friends. Want to have frandships with me?"
I was like, why not?? Seems like a nice guy, whatever his name is.. He seems to be a member of all the cool clubs, "Roadies fans", "Dil Mill Gaye fans", "Cool Guys n Gals". His profile pic is also too cool, though it seems somewhat similar to a model I have seen in an ad.. His about me intro is full of ####**** designs.. Even his testimonials have large flowers.. Obviously he has no problems with making and liking fraandships...What more does one want in an online friend??? Guys n Gals pls advise. Can u find one flaw in him??
Saw the Episode of How I met your Mother, where the main character writes down a list of things which he is too old to do.. Thought of writing one list for myself too..
Couldn't vote this time too... It's my bad luck that I am always out of station when there are elections.. I even have a voter's ID, with the name Sertha Babu.. That's the main problem in Gujarat; for South Indians, by the time they translate your name from Gujarati to English, it finally appears to be a Latin Name..
And it seems I am popular with Air Hostessess. It was the second flight of my life with Indigo Air, and the first question I get from the Hostess while entering is, " Sir, didn't you come six months ago by this flight???" For God's sake, this was the first time that a girl actually remembered me, while I couldn't recall seeing her.. and I couldn't even talk to her properly, the baldy behind me kept pushing me forward into the plane....
SBU says "Yeh Apna dil to aawaara, najaane kyu harek ladki pe aata hai"..
Breaking News --
The Content of SBU's blog has somehow angered many Bollywood actors.. Here they are, showing their displeasure to SBU in a press conference held recently.
"The poet shows the finger"
"Even the Villain is angry"
"Even the grand family of Bollywood does not refrain from showing the finger. When asked why she was laughing while posing, Jaya replied that SBU was so crap that she could help laughing at his fate"
Efforts are being made to find out what provoked this outrage..
Till then
Sarath
For that matter, I have decided to ban such words as beautiful, inspiring etc from the comment box also.. People who comment with such words haven't really read my blog.
Have been receivin some strange friend requests lately on Orkut. One sample
Name "/-\$@()$%^3"
"Hi, I am cool, sexy and liking friends. Want to have frandships with me?"
I was like, why not?? Seems like a nice guy, whatever his name is.. He seems to be a member of all the cool clubs, "Roadies fans", "Dil Mill Gaye fans", "Cool Guys n Gals". His profile pic is also too cool, though it seems somewhat similar to a model I have seen in an ad.. His about me intro is full of ####**** designs.. Even his testimonials have large flowers.. Obviously he has no problems with making and liking fraandships...What more does one want in an online friend??? Guys n Gals pls advise. Can u find one flaw in him??
Saw the Episode of How I met your Mother, where the main character writes down a list of things which he is too old to do.. Thought of writing one list for myself too..
- Sit on the petrol tank of the bike with my father riding it.. gosh I miss those rides..
- Jump on those Inflatable Castles they put in Amusement parks. I really used to enjoy them. They don't allow anyone above 10.
- While on a train journey alone, if a eunuch comes asking for money, I would silently point to the old gentleman sitting nearby suggesting that I was with him and they would instead start pestering him for more money. Nowadays, as I have a slightly more mature look, they don't fall for those tricks anymore..
- Sleep with no other worry than how to spend the next day at school
- Not think about the complexities of relationships
Couldn't vote this time too... It's my bad luck that I am always out of station when there are elections.. I even have a voter's ID, with the name Sertha Babu.. That's the main problem in Gujarat; for South Indians, by the time they translate your name from Gujarati to English, it finally appears to be a Latin Name..
And it seems I am popular with Air Hostessess. It was the second flight of my life with Indigo Air, and the first question I get from the Hostess while entering is, " Sir, didn't you come six months ago by this flight???" For God's sake, this was the first time that a girl actually remembered me, while I couldn't recall seeing her.. and I couldn't even talk to her properly, the baldy behind me kept pushing me forward into the plane....
SBU says "Yeh Apna dil to aawaara, najaane kyu harek ladki pe aata hai"..
Breaking News --
The Content of SBU's blog has somehow angered many Bollywood actors.. Here they are, showing their displeasure to SBU in a press conference held recently.
"The poet shows the finger"
"Even the Villain is angry"
"Even the grand family of Bollywood does not refrain from showing the finger. When asked why she was laughing while posing, Jaya replied that SBU was so crap that she could help laughing at his fate"
Efforts are being made to find out what provoked this outrage..
Till then
Sarath
posted by Sarath | Saturday, May 02, 2009
12 Comments:
beautifully inspiring!
hehe!
rightly said dear.. those who comment like these I wish them to be licked by Komodo Dragons!
well, i do get strange requests as well... but kabhi koi sudar susheel ladki nahi bhejtee koi req! huh!
well, i dnt understand this concept of voting mark on the middle finger! sue kardo ek ek ko!
climax was really good :)
Bhidu! Belcome back!
People all over are raving about How I met your mother. I think I need to catch an episode too.
I assume your preferred airlines will be Indigo from now on ;) :P
btw, the post was beautifully breath-taking :D
heehhe :P i dunno how u can insult ur own blog by those pics of those celebs :| shameless
oh :O thats the reason why my name wasnt there on the voter's list :(( i had to spell out IYER dozen times to the female at the helpline...and to be fair, she did try to help...but at the expense of IYER sounding like AIYAR or FIRE or PYRE :(
and heehehe @ the frandship request..u actually take the pain to open the profile? :O i directly reject maarofy :D
i have not watched HIMYM :-ss
i have never jumped on inflatable castles :(
u used to trick eunuchs? :O mean che :-ss
@abhinav
what did I say, no foul-mouthing with such beautiful words.. u r insulting me..
middle finger's the new style statement bro.
@ ram
thanx dude.
@ urv
thanx dude for bhelcoming me.. i sure as hell missed blogging.
@ mads
u r a true friend, calling me shameless and chi chi.. please such praiseworthy words only for me..
@ everyone
I am writing this comment just to increase the count of comments in my blog...
@ everyone
Still trying, don't mind me..
@ everyone
see, I have crossed the 10 comment barrier, I think I will try for 20 in my next post..
And this is ur 21st Comment. Congrats Babu !!
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