Giving Back to the World
No, I am not being all benevolent and Bill Gatesy with the title. On the contrary, I just want you to "tear 2 chappads to the 1 that the world tears for you".. "Soot samet waapis dena" - in plain Hindi..
In Present Indian Government terms this would be followed like this
- You do not return the two Italian Marines !!!! - we will not have Italian Pastas for a month. Take that Italy, Ha. Let us see how your economy survives now.
- You rape our daughters haa!!! - we will ban protective films on Bus windows. Did you see how rapes have stopped altogether in buses with Films?? I tell you this banning thing is a one stop solution
- You stop Mumbai for a day with a Bandh haa!!! - How dare you??? In return we will arrest 3 girls who commented about it on FB. How dare they disturb the online peace of so many netizens??
- You want to comment on the great IIPM haa!! The heights of daring.. We will pre-screen everything written about the great Arindham ponytail Chaudhary and ban them.. I told you banning works like a Charm.
- You want to enquire about Robert Daamaad Vadra??? Let us conduct a long due hanging to divert the attention..
I tell you, this is the best Indian Government ever. Finally we have got a decisive, authoritative government that takes swift action (in whatever direction).
And to top it all, we have the best Opposition too. Always ready for a debate, concentrating on important points to raise and discuss.
These are Golden times for Indian Politics.. God bless us
In Present Indian Government terms this would be followed like this
- You do not return the two Italian Marines !!!! - we will not have Italian Pastas for a month. Take that Italy, Ha. Let us see how your economy survives now.
- You rape our daughters haa!!! - we will ban protective films on Bus windows. Did you see how rapes have stopped altogether in buses with Films?? I tell you this banning thing is a one stop solution
- You stop Mumbai for a day with a Bandh haa!!! - How dare you??? In return we will arrest 3 girls who commented about it on FB. How dare they disturb the online peace of so many netizens??
- You want to comment on the great IIPM haa!! The heights of daring.. We will pre-screen everything written about the great Arindham ponytail Chaudhary and ban them.. I told you banning works like a Charm.
- You want to enquire about Robert Daamaad Vadra??? Let us conduct a long due hanging to divert the attention..
I tell you, this is the best Indian Government ever. Finally we have got a decisive, authoritative government that takes swift action (in whatever direction).
And to top it all, we have the best Opposition too. Always ready for a debate, concentrating on important points to raise and discuss.
These are Golden times for Indian Politics.. God bless us
posted by Sarath | Tuesday, March 12, 2013
1 Comments:
Dare u write such an article n u will be banned from entrying the country..lol! Interesting read..
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