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Sunday, August 31, 2008

IDIOT

The supreme court comes to the rescue of people like me.

It has come out with a legal definition of an idiot-
"An idiot is one who is of non-sane memory from his birth, by a perpetual infirmity, without lucid intervals:and those are said to be idiots who cannot count 20, or tell the days of the week or who do not know their fathers or mothers or the like"

Atleast now I can prove legally to all those girls who think I am an idiot, that I am not. See this

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12............mmmmm 17 15 20. Leave this , how's this

Sunday Monday Tuesday Friday Saturday Thursday.......... Which is the seventh one??? Or are there eight?

No probs. Anyways all these definitions are too subjective.. They dont prove anything....


Till next time

Sarath

10 Comments:

Blogger AB said...

Does anyone listens to Supreme Court.. Do courts really matter?
Do you know how to eat with chopsticks? Have you seen Phoonk.

Does that prove me as an Idiot?

August 31, 2008 at 10:04 PM  
Blogger Sarath said...

@ abhinav

as i concluded at the end of my post, all these definitions are too subjective. Why can't the number limit be 10.

Chopsticks and Phoonk??? New additions to the idiot definition?

U seen Phoonk or what?

August 31, 2008 at 10:10 PM  
Blogger Solitaire said...

If I do not understand that definition, am I an idiot?

September 1, 2008 at 11:35 AM  
Blogger Urv said...

Lets wait till they come out with the definition of the tv, the idiot box..

September 2, 2008 at 11:31 PM  
Blogger Gunjan Aylawadi said...

an idiot wud always want to prove hez not one :P

September 3, 2008 at 2:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm, normally I trust the supreme court's judgement but this one is way beyond me..

September 3, 2008 at 2:22 AM  
Blogger Sarath said...

@ solitaire
trust me. Law definitions cannot be understood by 83% of the public. thanks for visiting my blog

@urv

Interesting point. Does it mean that the TV is only for legally proved idiots?

September 3, 2008 at 10:11 AM  
Blogger Sarath said...

@gunj

r u indirectly suggesting that I am an idiot..
Do you trust these supreme court judgements so much???

@trooper

Seems the supreme court needs a break too. thanks for visiting my blog

September 3, 2008 at 10:14 AM  
Blogger Trinaa said...

hey bhagwann..those ppl r idiots themselves..!!

September 4, 2008 at 8:10 AM  
Blogger Mads said...

:-( im a law student.

i have been mugging up this definition for last 2 semesters (in family law, criminal law etc.)

*sobs*
don't call us idiots :-(

anyway. yeah. definitions are too subjective. courts in India are like that. kya karen...

October 31, 2008 at 11:59 PM  

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IDIOT

The supreme court comes to the rescue of people like me.

It has come out with a legal definition of an idiot-
"An idiot is one who is of non-sane memory from his birth, by a perpetual infirmity, without lucid intervals:and those are said to be idiots who cannot count 20, or tell the days of the week or who do not know their fathers or mothers or the like"

Atleast now I can prove legally to all those girls who think I am an idiot, that I am not. See this

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12............mmmmm 17 15 20. Leave this , how's this

Sunday Monday Tuesday Friday Saturday Thursday.......... Which is the seventh one??? Or are there eight?

No probs. Anyways all these definitions are too subjective.. They dont prove anything....


Till next time

Sarath