Malluism
My hands were itching to write another post. But could not come up with anything to write. So I started digging up my yahoo Inbox for any old mails, that I can share. Surely enough, found out this Mallu jokes mail. Though some of the jokes have become well known, still others are also too good.
Disclaimer : The jokes are not meant to hurt the sentiments of any fellow mallu, I being a Mallu too.
1. Name the wonley part of the werld where Malayalees don't werk hard?
- Kerala
2. Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
- Because 86% of the shift time is spent lifting, folding and retying the lungi.
3. Why did the Malayalee buy an air-ticket?
- To go to Thoobai, to meet his Ungle in the Gellf.
4. Why do Malayalees go to the Gellf?
- To yearn menney.
5. What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire?
- He zimbly jembed out of the Vindow.
6. What is a Malayalee management graduate called?
- Yem Bee Yay.
7. Why did his wife divorce him?
- Because he was louwing another woman.
8. Who found that out?
- His andy.
9. What does a Malayalee do when he goes to America?
- He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10. What does a Malayalee use to commute to office everyday?
- An oto.
11. Who is Malayalee's fyamous yeactor and yaectress?
- Mohgan Lal, Mamooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha, end Ambiga.
12. Why Kerala is the most literate state in India?
- It's easily giving Degree to get rid of the Peaples from Kerala.
13. Why Arab countries are looking only for Keralites?
- They are ready to do yenneything for menney.
I had decided to post a photo of a mallu at the end. So searched in Google images with the keyword Mallu. 90% of the images that appeared on the first page itself cannot be shown here for obvious reasons, u see it is a free to read for all blog. A certain industry has made the word Mallus famous among all.
Here is a video tutorial for tying lungis for the uninitiated ones. Shows how difficult it is to tie a lungi, I have not still learnt it properly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R89QwrRUDM&feature=related
Any queries regarding Kerala and Mallus in general are welcome.
P.S. - P.j time
3+3=7, woh kaise
=
=
=
galti se...
Till Next time
Sarath
Disclaimer : The jokes are not meant to hurt the sentiments of any fellow mallu, I being a Mallu too.
1. Name the wonley part of the werld where Malayalees don't werk hard?
- Kerala
2. Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
- Because 86% of the shift time is spent lifting, folding and retying the lungi.
3. Why did the Malayalee buy an air-ticket?
- To go to Thoobai, to meet his Ungle in the Gellf.
4. Why do Malayalees go to the Gellf?
- To yearn menney.
5. What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire?
- He zimbly jembed out of the Vindow.
6. What is a Malayalee management graduate called?
- Yem Bee Yay.
7. Why did his wife divorce him?
- Because he was louwing another woman.
8. Who found that out?
- His andy.
9. What does a Malayalee do when he goes to America?
- He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10. What does a Malayalee use to commute to office everyday?
- An oto.
11. Who is Malayalee's fyamous yeactor and yaectress?
- Mohgan Lal, Mamooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha, end Ambiga.
12. Why Kerala is the most literate state in India?
- It's easily giving Degree to get rid of the Peaples from Kerala.
13. Why Arab countries are looking only for Keralites?
- They are ready to do yenneything for menney.
I had decided to post a photo of a mallu at the end. So searched in Google images with the keyword Mallu. 90% of the images that appeared on the first page itself cannot be shown here for obvious reasons, u see it is a free to read for all blog. A certain industry has made the word Mallus famous among all.
Here is a video tutorial for tying lungis for the uninitiated ones. Shows how difficult it is to tie a lungi, I have not still learnt it properly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R89QwrRUDM&feature=related
Any queries regarding Kerala and Mallus in general are welcome.
P.S. - P.j time
3+3=7, woh kaise
=
=
=
galti se...
Till Next time
Sarath
posted by Sarath | Saturday, August 30, 2008
3 Comments:
Are you a Mallu?
Whaarry nice jokes!
PJ was the best.. ! :)
well I didnt really understood wen u said 90 % of image results from keyword mallu cant be displayed here so i searched myself... ;)
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