THE CALVIN & HOBBES PHILOSOPHY

Am making at blogging after a long gap. Dont know what stopped me from writing. Now with an always on internet connection and renewed enthusiasm, I hope to continue blogging.

To start with I would like to write down some CALVIN & HOBBES philosophies. I have always been a Calvin & Hobbes Fan, and I am sure most of the people of my age will relate to these quotes.

Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius.
Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you?
Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius



Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic



"I'm a simple man, Hobbes."
"You?? Yesterday you wanted a nuclear powered car that could turn into a jet with laser-guided heat-seeking missiles!"
"I'm a simple man with complex tastes."



calvin- im yet another resource consuming kid in an over populated planet,raised to an alarming extent by hollywood,poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the worls when youre old and weak



I'm not dumb,I just have a command over throughly useless information! _Calvin


calvin- "I have a lot of common sense...i choose to ignore it"


If you feel like doing some work, Sit down and Wait until that Feeling goes away!!- Calvin


Calvin: If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.



calvin-that's d difference b/w me n d rest of d world.. Happiness isn't good enuff 4 me.. I demand euphoria!!!



Q.What important event took place on December 16, 1773?"
I do not believe in Linear time. There is no past and future: all is one, and existence in the temporal sense is illusory. This question, therefore, is meaningless and impossible to answer."

"The secret of enjoying ur job is to have a hobby that's even worse"


Please excuse Calvin from class today. His genius is urgently required on a top secret matter of National Security. Sincerely, the President of the united States. PS really"



Exam question: Explain Newton's First law in your own words?Calvin: Yakka foob mob.Pubbawoob quppake foownm. Chumbble smuzzz
(With a sigh of relief and a twinkle in his eyes)Calvin: I love loopholes!!



The more indecisive I am, the faster things gets decided.”“The worst part is I don’t even have the fun of doing the stuff I’m getting blamed for.”


“I can never enjoy Sundays because in the back of my mind I always know that I have to go to the school the next day. Its like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.”“When you serious about having fun, its not much fun at all.”