New Year Resolutions

First of all a very very happy new year to all...

Though I am not a resolution kind of a person,( I cannot even fulfill the resolution of waking up at 8 the next morning), I decided this year it would be different.. As a start, before the new year I resolved to make resolutions. Now 8 days into the new year, it is high time i fulfilled my resolution of making new year resolutions this year.. So here it goes.. ( dont know how many will be fulfilled)

1. Start jogging and watching my weight.. At the rate which I am going, my parents will not recognize me when I go home next

2. Start getting serious about my career - I have already developed plans... I will start a sofware company and siphon off 10000 crores in 10-15 years... So easy to get rich nowadays..

3. Get a girlfriend, preferably Asin - Any of you guys have her number???

4. Start making New-month resolutions - why stop at new year ones??

5. Learn how to cook - Only Maggi and tea will get me nowhere in the future. What if Asin doesn't know how to cook??

6. Go on a tour - preferably J&K with friends...

7. Blog every 2-3 days - in short be less lazy...

8. Put wacky quotes every day on my gmail and orkut status message...

9. To be happy always

and the list goes on....

Wish me luck guys....

College started this monday, so back to the grind.. Had an interesting incident on the train journey... (this habit of putting more than 1 full stop has really stuck to me......)

Had an old couple of about 60-65 years on the seat opposite me... I call them the "Farting Couple". I have never seen anyone more unapologetic about farting, seemed like it was their birthright.. The old guy even had a special seating position wherein he could pass noxious poisonous gases with more efficiency. The 1-2 hours after dinner, I had a towel around my nose.. And to think of it, I was dreaming of meeting some cute girl on the train when I boarded..

Then there was the "Formula One Snorter". He was on the side seat. It was like sitting besides Schumacher's car.. and there were 2-3 assistant snorters with lesser decibel levels nearby.. Together they created a symphony of sorts.. FFrrrrr...... Fadfadfadafad.... FFFrrrrr...Fadfadafad...... FFFFFFFrrrrrrrrr........

This symphony along with the nerve gas made this trip an unforgettable one...

Till Next Time

Sarath