Today I fell in love a thousand times

Today I fell in love a thousand times, when I was roaming the streets of South Delhi..

You know that expression "go weak in the knees"??? Well my knees are pretty strong, but whenever I visit South Delhi or the University area in Delhi, it sometimes feels like I am in heaven.. repeated attacks to the knees, as they go weak every now n then on seeing a girl, with that all familiar sigh.. At times I feel, i would need a knee replacement surgery..

Don't get me wrong. I am not those starer or teaser types.. I appreciate beauty responsibly and respectfully.. But I have a slight weakness of crushes. If i start to list out the number of crushes I had since childhood, then the space allocated for this blog would be full and I would have to open a new account. Majority of them have been temporary ones only to be replaced by a new crush.. Only few make it to the elite Crush Club of lifelong Crushes..

No, no, don't get your hopes high.. I am not going to list out the Elite Club.. This is not some"India TV" or "Aaj Tak" which banks on sensationalism...

"SANSANNNNNNIIIII - Woh Akeli Ladki yeh nahi Jaanti thi ki woh Sarath ke Crush Club mai hai.. Kya woh is darinde ki kaatil iraado se bach paayegi?? Karte hai parda faash"

But the main issue here is that I never had the guts to talk to any of my crushes about it.. God knows if i had talked to some of them, i might have had a girlfriend now and would not have been making "Khayali Pulao" plans of making ASIN my girlfriend..

I got to end my post, before I start sounding more despo than Karunanidhi for a minister berth for his children n partymen...

Till Next Time

Sarath

Songs to be played when you are punch drunk with your friends

SBU's definitive guide to "Songs to be played when you are punch drunk with your friends"

Note - Only for Hindi film music loving, romantically inclined drunkards.. The rest can take notes, might help you in the future..

• Majority of Atif Aslam Songs - "Woh Lamhe Woh Baate", "Tere Bin", "Pehli Nazar mai"... There is a kind of sorrow in his voice, which forces all those romantically jilted brethren to spill their beans.
  
• Some KK songs - "Pal rahe ya na rahe pal", etc.
• Emraan Hashmi songs - "tera mera rishta purana", "zindagi ne zindagi bhar gham diye".. even though he makes crap movies, his songs are awesome..
• 90s romantic songs - like from "Aashiqui", "Jo jeet wohi sikander" etc.. reminds one about one's college life.
• Those Pakistani Rock bands - some have those awesome songs which really set the mood or as they say in delhi "Feel la dete hai".
• Other Miscellaneous senti songs according to the mood of the drunkards..

There are some other conditions while playing the songs..

• The listeners have to be moderately to heavily drunk before starting the songs., otherwise they will appear as just normal songs.
• All should be encouraged to sing along, once again for "Feel Laane ke liye" ...
• Those eager to dance along should not be stopped, let them go with the flow..
• Proper environment, also called "MAHOUL" has to be set up before the festivities.. e.g. nice secluded place, 1-2 ppl who would stay sane until the end to take care of the rest.

Some of the prominent reactions to Alcohol

• Majority get senti n start remembering their lost loves and lost chances "Yaar usko pata liya hota to", "Woh Daga deke chali gayi dost", "Kya kamee thi mere mai???".. Have seen many cry afterwards
• Some start an introspection of their lives "Kya kiya maine life mai abhi tak?", "Kuch meaning hai mere astitva ka, bata Sarath",
• Some start discussing social and economic evils like they are the experts " Yeh society ka kya hoga", "India mai ladkiyo ki life sachmuch mai tough hai", "Recession ne maar ke rakhi hai"
• Some just keep quiet and stare into the empty space.
• Some let off their hidden anger and start picking up fights with anyone.
• Then There are the rest, who just can't control it and start doing anything under the sun.

The fun starts when you realise that one is talking about the amount of beer left in his bottle and the opposite person replies by lamenting the sorry state of women's education in India.!!
An awesome sight Indeed.


Till Next Time

Sarath

P.S - I got my tubelight repaired at last.

The dark side

The Tubelight in my room's been blown off to heaven.. God rest it's soul.. The incident happened last night when it ended it's journey on this earth with a loud pop and a burning smell..

In its absence I have been leading a life pretty similar to what our ancestors used to lead; of course they didn't have the laptop and the fan working but still I am pretty much in the dark ages now, living by whatever little light that filters out of the adjacent rooms..

Now you would ask, why didn't I repair the damn thing or go to my friends' rooms.. ? I have kinda started liking the dark.. You know why???

1. One can't look at one's bulging tummy in the dark and so that's one less reason to be sad off.
2. One doesn't have to study anything; how can anyone expect me to
3. Horror movies look even more awesome when watched in the dark
4. It's simply awesome to play such games in the dark as "Where did I keep my Damn socks>", "Is that my cold cream or my toothpaste I am putting on my face?", "What did I step on just now, my clothes or a mouse>", "Where's the question mark key on the keyboard> "
5. It's in a strange way more peaceful and calm for the mind.. The tubelight sometimes fills your already cluttered mind with irrelevant thoughts.. it's more easier to think in the dark.

Just pray that the hostel authorities take 1-2 more days to replace the bulb.

N one more thing; it's hot like hell in Delhi. It seems like when God created Delhi he said to the people, " Here you go guys, a place where there is almost no rain, where the cold freezes your bones and the heat then bakes them. Go enjoy yourself"

Till Next Time

Sarath

Back after a "HI-A-Tussss"

For the small number of people who read my Blog occasionally, sorry for the long absence.. Have been quite busy the last 15-20 days and was kinda addicted to movies in the spare time. But I have come out of that and am ready to write something truly beautiful, romantic, meaningful and breath taking.. Sorry Strike that out, as usual I will only write crappy, meaningless and uninspiring stuff.

For that matter, I have decided to ban such words as beautiful, inspiring etc from the comment box also.. People who comment with such words haven't really read my blog.

Have been receivin some strange friend requests lately on Orkut. One sample

Name "/-\$@()$%^3"

"Hi, I am cool, sexy and liking friends. Want to have frandships with me?"

I was like, why not?? Seems like a nice guy, whatever his name is.. He seems to be a member of all the cool clubs, "Roadies fans", "Dil Mill Gaye fans", "Cool Guys n Gals". His profile pic is also too cool, though it seems somewhat similar to a model I have seen in an ad.. His about me intro is full of ####**** designs.. Even his testimonials have large flowers.. Obviously he has no problems with making and liking fraandships...What more does one want in an online friend??? Guys n Gals pls advise. Can u find one flaw in him??


Saw the Episode of How I met your Mother, where the main character writes down a list of things which he is too old to do.. Thought of writing one list for myself too..

• Sit on the petrol tank of the bike with my father riding it.. gosh I miss those rides..
• Jump on those Inflatable Castles they put in Amusement parks. I really used to enjoy them. They don't allow anyone above 10.
• While on a train journey alone, if a eunuch comes asking for money, I would silently point to the old gentleman sitting nearby suggesting that I was with him and they would instead start pestering him for more money. Nowadays, as I have a slightly more mature look, they don't fall for those tricks anymore..
• Sleep with no other worry than how to spend the next day at school
• Not think about the complexities of relationships

and many other things...

Couldn't vote this time too... It's my bad luck that I am always out of station when there are elections.. I even have a voter's ID, with the name Sertha Babu.. That's the main problem in Gujarat; for South Indians, by the time they translate your name from Gujarati to English, it finally appears to be a Latin Name..

And it seems I am popular with Air Hostessess. It was the second flight of my life with Indigo Air, and the first question I get from the Hostess while entering is, " Sir, didn't you come six months ago by this flight???" For God's sake, this was the first time that a girl actually remembered me, while I couldn't recall seeing her.. and I couldn't even talk to her properly, the baldy behind me kept pushing me forward into the plane....
SBU says "Yeh Apna dil to aawaara, najaane kyu harek ladki pe aata hai"..

Breaking News --

The Content of SBU's blog has somehow angered many Bollywood actors.. Here they are, showing their displeasure to SBU in a press conference held recently.

"The poet shows the finger"

"Even the Villain is angry"

"Even the grand family of Bollywood does not refrain from showing the finger. When asked why she was laughing while posing, Jaya replied that SBU was so crap that she could help laughing at his fate"

Efforts are being made to find out what provoked this outrage..

Till then

Sarath